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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

nowheretaylor:

this show is a gift

rydenarmani:

i can’t fucking stand jennifer lawrence but for the love of god don’t reblog her fucking leaked nudes they obviously weren’t meant to be put out there spreading them around makes you just as bad as whoever leaked them & i will unfollow you im not kidding i don’t care how close we are.

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

ios1:

im a fuckening nerd but at least i dont play league of legends

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

is the number you are thinking of 13.395437497858971385794389845?
Anonymous

No it’s 69 haha lol !

africant:

he tried to be slick smh.

africant:

he tried to be slick smh.